Mi-a scris Pele!

Mai aveţi vreun dubiu? Sunt celebru! Mi-a scris Pele! Chiar el. Chiar dacă nu sunt deloc câine roşu, că-s câine negru!, primesc multe dovezi care confirmă celebritatea mea internaţională. Mondială, chiar. Aştept să-mi scrie şi vreun marţian din Marea Roşie ori venusian de pe Muntele Venus, ca să-mi proclam celebritatea universală!

Subject: FROM UBA 5.950.000.00 EURO From:  “Mr Pele BENSON” martinmo@isp.com Date: Sun, April 8, 2012 11:42 pm

Dear Friend. You might find it difficult to remember me again though it has not been quite a long time, I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Australia Mrs Susan Campbell.

Presently, I’m in Saudi Arabia for the purpose of investing my own share of the money, considering your effort during those trying period though it did not workout, I have raised a [5.950.000.00 EURO UBA BANK] in your name as your COMPENSATION but handed it over to a very good friend of Sir E POWELL. Therefore I want you to contact Dr E POWELL on the information below; he is the Transfer/Foreign Remittance Director of UBA BANK via his E-mail  uba@isp.com for him to advise you on how to send you the compensation fund. Contact him with your below stated information for more details: FULL NAMES: …………….. MAILING ADDRESS: ………………… HOUSE TELEPHONE NUMBER: ………. MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER: ……… OCCUPATION Pensioner: ………. AGE: …………………………………. MARITAL STATUS: ………………… Let me know once you have received your fund to enable us share the joy together. Thanks and may God bless you. Mr Pele BENSON

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 Subject: INVESTMENT PROPOSAL From: “Roy Zuma” admin@nams.ru Date: Tue, April 10, 2012 3:49 pm

Good Day, How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I am happy to meet you here on linkedin. I know this letter will come to you as a surprise as we don’t know each other, be rest assured that it is a real and a genuine business that i brought to you. I am Roy Zuma from South Africa. I am the head contract award committee and 14 project allocation manager of the Department Minerals and Natural Resources. I got your email through my private search on linkedin, out of desperation I decided to reach you through this medium of communication. I need your assistance to transfer the sum of (USD10.5M) and subsequent investment it on properties in your country urgently. You will be required to. (1) Assist in the banking safely of the said funds (2) Advise on lucrative areas for investment (3) Assist in purchase of properties. If you can render your assistance in this regard, 20% of the total investment sum will be for you as your commission. It will be done under a legitimate process so that we will not breach any international or local laws governing the same. Making it a 100% risk free. For the confidentiality  of this business. Kindly reply back to me using:  royzuma@contractor.net I wait in anticipation of your reply and co-operation. Best Regards, Roy Zuma royzuma@contractor.net

Subject: CAN YOU HELP ME? From: “Mrs Helen George” mrshelen-g@in.com Date: Sat, April 7, 2012 3:51 pm

GOOD DAY. URGENT – HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY $12 MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN. THIS MAIL MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AND THE TEMPTATION TO IGNORE IT AS UNSERIOUS COULD COME INTO YOUR MIND BUT PLEASE CONSIDER IT A DIVINE WISH AND ACCEPT IT WITH A DEEP SENSE OF HUMILITY. I AM MRS HELEN GEORGE AND IAM A 61 YEARS OLD WOMAN. I AM A SOUTH AFRICAN MARRIED TO A SIERRA LEONIA. I WAS THE PRESIDENT/CEO OF OIL COMPANY INTERNATIONAL-AN OIL SERVICING COMPANY IN JOHANNESBURG. I WAS ALSO MARRIED WITH NO CHILD. MY HUSBAND DIED 3YEARS AGO. BEFORE THIS HAPPENED MY BUSINESS AND CONCERN FOR MAKING MONEY WAS ALL I WAS LIVING FOR AND I NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. BUT SINCE THE LOSS OF MY HUSBAND AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAD HAVE NO CHILD TO CALL MY OWN, I HAVE FOUND A NEW DESIRE TO ASSIST THE HELPLESS, I HAVE BEEN HELPING ORPHANS IN ORPHANAGES/MOTHERLESS HOMES/HUMANITARIANS. I HAVE DONATED SOME MONEY TO ORPHANS IN SUDAN,ETHIOPIA, CAMEROON, SPAIN, AUSTRIA, GERMANY AND SOME ASIAN COUNTRIES. IN SUMMARY:- I HAVE 12,000,000.00 (TWELVE MILLION) U. S. DOLLARS WHICH I DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC AS A FAMILY TREASURE & ARTEFACTS, PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENT TO BE MONEY AND I WANT YOU TO ASSIST ME IN CLAIMING THE CONSIGNMENT & DISTRIBUTING THE MONEY TO CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS, I AGREE TO REWARD YOU WITH PART OF THE MONEY FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, KINDNESS AND PARTICIPATION IN THIS GODLY PROJECT. BEFORE I BECAME ILL, I KEPT $12 MILLION IN A LONG-TERM DEPOSIT IN A SECURITY COMPANY WHICH I DECLARED AS A FAMILY TREASURE ARTIFIARTS.I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WHERE I HAVE BEEN UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR OESOPHAGEAL CANCER AND MY DOCTORS HAVE TOLD ME THAT I HAVE ONLY A FEW MONTHS TO LIVE. IT IS MY LAST WISH TO SEE THIS MONEY DISTRIBUTED TO CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS. BECAUSE MY RELATIVES AND FRIENDS HAVE PLUNDERED SO MUCH OF MY WEALTH SINCE MY ILLNESS, I CANNOT LIVE WITH THE AGONY OF ENTRUSTING THIS HUGE RESPONSIBILITY TO ANY OF THEM. PLEASE, I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO HELP ME COLLECT THE $12 MILLION WHICH I DEPOSIT WITH THE NAME OF MY LATE HUSBAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN BECAUSE NOW DUE TO MY HEALTH THE SECURITY COMPANY IS DEMANDING FOR A NEXT OF KIN IN OTHER TO GET THE MONEY TRANSFERRED IN OTHER TO SEE THAT MY LAST WISH IS ACCOMPLISHED WHICH IS SHARING THE MONEY AMONG CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS.YOU ARE AT LIBERTY TO USE YOUR DISCRETION TO DISTRIBUTE THE MONEY AND FEEL FREE AS WELL TO REIMBURSE YOURSELF WHEN YOU HAVE THE MONEY FOR ANY EXPENSES IN DISTRIBUTING THE MONEY TO CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS. I AM WILLING TO REWARD YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND KINDNESS. KINDLY EXPEDITE ACTION AND CONTACT ME VIA EMAIL AT mrshelges@gmail.com FOR MORE DETAILS. MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? BEST REGARDS. MRS HELEN GEORGE PLZ REPLLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAILBOX: mrshelges@gmail.com

Subject: Global Congress Invitation!!!! From: “Ms. Eva Franklin” eva.event@postafiok.hu Date: Fri, April 6, 2012 1:54 am To: undisclosed-recipients:; Bcc: ulise@zamfirpop.com

Dear Sir/Madam, We are extending an invitation to you to participate in the upcoming international workshop on global Congress against violence, Human Trafficking and forced labor. The theme of this conference is to teach our society how to stop human trafficking, violence and force labor worldwide. The global Congress against violence, Human Trafficking and forced labor is scheduled to take place from 21st to 23rd May in Washington DC United States and from 25th to 30th May 2012 in Madrid Spain. The global congress is hosted by the Campaign against Human Trafficking and sponsored by other benevolent donors worldwide This topic not only invites us to reflect upon the basic and classical criminological ideas from a contemporary perspective, but also proposes to discuss their current transformation, modification, and new developments. Do contact the conference committee for details. Head of Secretariat Office Email: globa.secretry@aim.com Note that all interested delegates that requires entry visa to attend this both meeting will be assisted by the organization, in obtaining the visas in their passport. Air round trip tickets to attend the both meeting will be provided to all participants. The Workshop welcomes paper presentation if willing to present papers during the meeting. Do contact the conference secretary for guidance regarding your registration immediately to avoid delay. You can also contact me via Email: eva.vent@glumail.org Best Regard, Ms. Eva Franklin

Ai citit tot, până aici?! Eşti culmea! Te rog să răspunzi tu acestor oameni deosebit de foarte extra super de amabili. Eu, nu ştiu engleza, dar, … o şterg englezeşte! Nu înainte de a vă istorisi … din viaţa lui Erzsi:

Erzsi era servitoare la niste domni în Cluj.
În fiecare joi avea liber si se întorcea acasa, seara, foarte bine dispusa. Într-o joi seara, domnul o întreaba:
- Erzsi draga, ia spune, ce faci tu in fiecare joie, de vii asa vesela acasa?
Erzsi: O, domnu’, noi joi tilneam cu Ildiko si cu Feri si Pista si merge undeva la padure pe Feleac si jucam de-a ghicitul.
Domnul: Cum e jocul asta, Erzsi?
Erzsi: Mergem la capita de fân, iar noi fetele bagam capul la capita si baietii vin pe la spate si f… la noi, iar noi trăbă să ghicit cine fost. Chiteodata vine mai multi tineri si noi nu putem ghici si atunci râdem numa, numa… şi ei nu ne lasa din f…. pină ghicim cine o fost.
Domnul: Mai Erzsi , e tare interesant jocul asta, as veni si eu!
Erzsi: Veniţ’ domnu’, că joia trecuta fost si doamna si nu ghicit abia opta oara!

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