Ajutoooooooor!

Cât îs io de câine, da’, franceza nu o pricep. Cine-mi traduce textul de mai jos?!

Over five thousand years ago,

Moses said

to the children of Israel:
„Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago,

(when Welfare was introduced)

Roosevelt said:
„Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today,

Obama has stolen your shovel,

taxed your asses,

raised the price of camels

and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night,

thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,

I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited

and asked if I could

drive a truck …

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Notă: Cel, cea sau hăis, care îmi traduce textul, are voie să deschidă ce am pus aici!

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