Cât îs io de câine, da’, franceza nu o pricep. Cine-mi traduce textul de mai jos?!
Over five thousand years ago,
to the children of Israel:
„Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago,
(when Welfare was introduced)
„Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Obama has stolen your shovel,
taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night,
thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited
and asked if I could
drive a truck …
Notă: Cel, cea sau hăis, care îmi traduce textul, are voie să deschidă ce am pus aici!